Category: Humour
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Atom puns & jokes no.16
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or joke. Here follows more ‘atom’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! ____________________________________________________________________ What do we call a group of 12 atoms?Dozen matter. ____________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and we can share it, remotely, at the same…
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Atom puns & jokes no.15
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or joke. Here follows more ‘atom’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! ____________________________________________________________________ What’s an atom with a bad sense of humour?Not a laughing matter. ____________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and we can share it, remotely, at…
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Atom puns & jokes no.14
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or joke. Here follows more ‘atom’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! ____________________________________________________________________ How do we know that atoms are Catholic?Because they have mass. ____________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and we can share it, remotely, at the…
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Atom puns & jokes no.13
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or joke. Here follows more ‘atom’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! ____________________________________________________________________ Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving…
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Atom puns & jokes no.12
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or joke. Here follows more ‘atom’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! ____________________________________________________________________ Scientists have discovered the sub-atomic particle that confers density. They’ve called it the Moron. ____________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and we can share it,…
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Atom puns & jokes no.11
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or joke. Here follows more ‘atom’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! ____________________________________________________________________ Size of matter in descending order.Molecule > Atom > Proton > Quark > x on a mobile ad ____________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and…
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Atom puns & jokes no.10
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or joke. Here follows more ‘atom’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! ____________________________________________________________________ I wanted to post a joke about Sodium, but I was like Na, people won’t understand. ____________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and we can…
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Atom puns & jokes no.9
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or joke. Here follows more ‘atom’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! ____________________________________________________________________ A sodium atom and a chlorine atom got into a skirmish. Both were arrested for a salt. ____________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and we…
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Atom puns & jokes 8/n
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or joke. Here follows more ‘atom’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium?He just couldn’t put it down. PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and we can…
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Atom puns & jokes 7/n
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or joke. Here follows more ‘atom’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar.Batman! PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and we can share it, remotely, at the same time, and think about the…
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