Category: Humour
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“The most remarkable discovery in all of astronomy is that the stars are made of atoms of the same kind as those on the earth.”
– Richard P. Feynman (11 May 1918 – 15 Feb 1988) From the Manhattan Project to the Challenger investigation, the physicist and Nobel Laureate Richard Feynman loved to shoot down what he called “lousy ideas.” Today, the world is awash in lousy ideas — so maybe it’s time to get some more Feynman in our…
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Atomic (and space/science-related) puns & jokes no. 32
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more ‘atomic’ (and space/science-related) puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! __________________________________________________________________ Russian spacecrafts designed in 1960s don’t come around often…Soyuz them wisely. X account – @Cathrinmachin __________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and…
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Atomic (and space/science-related) puns & jokes no. 31
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more ‘atomic’ (and space/science-related) puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! __________________________________________________________________ Q: Why is the internet so bad in outer space?A: Because it’s 0 g X account – @Cathrinmachin __________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date…
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Atomic (and space/science-related) puns & jokes no. 30
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more ‘atomic’ (and space/science-related) puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! __________________________________________________________________ You’d think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they’re being friendly, but really they steal each other’s electrons. How ionic. X account – @engineers_feed __________________________________________________________________ PS: I…
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Atomic (and space) puns & jokes no. 29
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more ‘atomic’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! __________________________________________________________________ Famous last words from chemists: “And now for the taste test…” “And now let’s shake it a bit…” “Which glass was my mineral water?” Q: What do you do with dead…
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HAL 9000 quotes you can use at work
– Greg Gilmore I enjoy working with people. My mind is going. I can feel it. I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently. I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. This…
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Atomic (and space) puns & jokes no. 28
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more ‘atomic’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! __________________________________________________________________ What happens when you slap someone with a high frequency? It hertz! Credit: @explorecosmos_ __________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and we can In…
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Atomic puns & jokes no. 27
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more ‘atomic’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! __________________________________________________________________ What did the atom say when it kept losing electrons?I really need to keep an ion them. __________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and…
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Atomic puns & jokes no.26
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more ‘atomic’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! __________________________________________________________________ I told a dark joke to an atom today, but it didn’t really find it funny.Turns out it was no laughing matter. __________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with…
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Atomic puns & jokes no.25
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more ‘atomic’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! __________________________________________________________________ Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.I’m easily lead. __________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date…
Stargazing Guy 