Category: Humour
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A little joke for Christmas Day
With thanks to Cathrin Machin – go on buy some of her stuff – it’s amazingly beautiful! __________________________________________________________________ Do you know why aliens don’t celebrate Christmas? Because they don’t want to give away their presence! __________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and we can In the meantime, take…
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Atomic puns & jokes no.23
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more ‘atomic’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! ____________________________________________________________________ What’s another name for the Periodic Table of elements?The atoms family. ____________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and we can In the meantime, take…
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Atomic puns & jokes no.22
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or joke. Here follows more ‘atomic’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! ____________________________________________________________________ So there’s this atom that keeps stealing electrons… You better keep an ion him. _________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and we can In the…
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Atomic puns & jokes no.21
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or joke. Here follows more ‘atomic’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! ____________________________________________________________________ You are aware, of course, that all protons have mass. Mass?! I didn’t even know they were Catholic. _________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and…
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Atomic puns & jokes no.20
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or joke. Here follows more ‘atomic’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! ____________________________________________________________________ My friends tried to convince me I was a chemical element with the atomic number 82.Thankfully, I’m not so easily lead. ____________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date…
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“Sometimes we focus too much on our differences, but when we all look up into space, we see the same stars and we see the same sun. It really can be unifying.”
– Anne Charlotte McClain, a lieutenant colonel in the U.S. Army, engineer and a NASA astronaut During an interview with We Are The Mighty, McClain said, “You get this overview effect where you realize how small we are and how fragile our planet is and how we’re really all in it together,” she said. “You…
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Atom puns & jokes no.19
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or joke. Here follows more ‘atom’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! ____________________________________________________________________ The barkeeper replies: “The punchline comes before the question.” “What?”, says the customer. “What’s the worst part about time-travelling jokes?” ____________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and…
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“Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mindbogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the drug store, but that’s just peanuts to space.”
– Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy is one of the classic science fiction novels. Its the original book, BBC radio and then TV series and an average movie version. I’ll leave you to discover the joy … ____________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with…
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Atom puns & jokes no.18
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or joke. Here follows more ‘atom’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! ____________________________________________________________________ You know who repairs atoms? Quantum mechanics. ____________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and we can share it, remotely, at the same time, and think…
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Atom puns & jokes no.17
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or joke. Here follows more ‘atom’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! ____________________________________________________________________ The barkeeper replies: “Sorry but we don’t serve particles faster than the speed of light.”A tachyon walks into a bar. ____________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and…
Stargazing Guy 