Category: Humour
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Atomic (and space/science-related) puns & jokes no. 32
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more ‘atomic’ (and space/science-related) puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! __________________________________________________________________ Russian spacecrafts designed in 1960s don’t come around often…Soyuz them wisely. X account – @Cathrinmachin __________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and…
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Atomic (and space/science-related) puns & jokes no. 31
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more ‘atomic’ (and space/science-related) puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! __________________________________________________________________ Q: Why is the internet so bad in outer space?A: Because it’s 0 g X account – @Cathrinmachin __________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date…
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Atomic (and space/science-related) puns & jokes no. 30
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more ‘atomic’ (and space/science-related) puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! __________________________________________________________________ You’d think that atoms bonding with other atoms would mean they’re being friendly, but really they steal each other’s electrons. How ionic. X account – @engineers_feed __________________________________________________________________ PS: I…
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Atomic (and space) puns & jokes no. 29
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more ‘atomic’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! __________________________________________________________________ Famous last words from chemists: “And now for the taste test…” “And now let’s shake it a bit…” “Which glass was my mineral water?” Q: What do you do with dead…
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HAL 9000 quotes you can use at work
– Greg Gilmore I enjoy working with people. My mind is going. I can feel it. I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently. I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. This…
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Atomic (and space) puns & jokes no. 28
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more ‘atomic’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! __________________________________________________________________ What happens when you slap someone with a high frequency? It hertz! Credit: @explorecosmos_ __________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and we can In…
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Atomic puns & jokes no. 27
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more ‘atomic’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! __________________________________________________________________ What did the atom say when it kept losing electrons?I really need to keep an ion them. __________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and…
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Atomic puns & jokes no.26
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more ‘atomic’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! __________________________________________________________________ I told a dark joke to an atom today, but it didn’t really find it funny.Turns out it was no laughing matter. __________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with…
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Atomic puns & jokes no.25
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more ‘atomic’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! __________________________________________________________________ Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.I’m easily lead. __________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date…
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Atomic puns & jokes no.24
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more ‘atomic’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! __________________________________________________________________ A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a drink. As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, “For you, No Charge!!!”.…
Stargazing Guy 