Category: Humour
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Atom puns & jokes 6/n

Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or joke. Here follows more ‘atom’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! Tell me a joke about sodium. Na PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and we can share it, remotely, at the same time, and think about the…
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Atom puns & jokes 5/n

Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or joke. Here follows more ‘atom’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! Hey girl, is your atomic number 11? Because you’re sodium fine. PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and we can share it, remotely, at the same time,…
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Atom puns & jokes 4/n

Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or joke. Here follows more ‘atom’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! A helium atom walks into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve noble gases here.”The helium atom does not react. PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and…
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Atom puns & jokes 3/n

Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or joke. Here follows more ‘atom’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! Two atoms walk into a bar.One says to the other, “Dang, I left my electrons in the car.”The other replies, “Are you sure?”The first one says, “Yeah, I’m positive.” PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee,…
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Atom puns & jokes 2/n

Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or joke. Here follows more ‘atom’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! Don’t trust atoms; they make up everything. PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and we can share it, remotely, at the same time, and think about the…
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Atom puns & jokes 1/n

Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or joke. Here follows the first of some ‘atom’ puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! Professor: what do you know about atoms?Me: very littleProfessor: aside from that? PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and we can share it, remotely,…
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“Nuclear fusion makes stars to shine …”

— Isaac Asimov (2 Jan 1920 – 6 Apr 1992) American author (of Russian parentage) and professor of biochemistry at Boston University who was a prolific author and editor of science fiction and non-fiction. He was a regular commentator on science and society and atheism and developed the three laws of robotics. Asimov was also…