Category: Humour
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Space and science-related puns & jokes no. 50
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more space and science-related puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! __________________________________________________________________ Why does the earth’s orbit around the sun make your mouth itch? Because it’s elliptical. __________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and…
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“[I call myself] an atheist. Agnostic for me would be trying to weasel out and sound a little nicer than I am about this.” (This is a year of Feynman – week 18 of 52)
– Richard P. Feynman (11 May 1918 – 15 Feb 1988) From the Manhattan Project to the Challenger investigation, the physicist and Nobel Laureate Richard Feynman loved to shoot down what he called “lousy ideas.” Today, the world is awash in lousy ideas — so maybe it’s time to get some more Feynman in our…
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Space and science-related puns & jokes no. 49
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more space and science-related puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! __________________________________________________________________ A Mobius strip walks into a bar looking distraught. The bartender asks it why it is sad. The Mobius strip says, “where do I begin?” __________________________________________________________________ PS: I love…
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Space and science-related puns & jokes no. 48a – bonus joke for Father’s Day
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more space and science-related puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! __________________________________________________________________ NASA is launching a mission to say sorry to all the aliens. They call it Apollo G! __________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and…
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“As I get older, I realise being wrong isn’t a bad thing like they teach you in school. It is an opportunity to learn something.” (This is a year of Feynman – week 17 of 52)
– Richard P. Feynman (11 May 1918 – 15 Feb 1988) From the Manhattan Project to the Challenger investigation, the physicist and Nobel Laureate Richard Feynman loved to shoot down what he called “lousy ideas.” Today, the world is awash in lousy ideas — so maybe it’s time to get some more Feynman in our…
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Space and science-related puns & jokes no. 48
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more space and science-related puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! __________________________________________________________________ Einstein came up with a theory about space. And it was about time too! __________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and we…
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“… all things are made of atoms — little particles that move around in perpetual motion, attracting each other when they are a little distance apart, but repelling upon being squeezed into one another.” (This is a year of Feynman – week 16 of 52)
– Richard P. Feynman (11 May 1918 – 15 Feb 1988) From the Manhattan Project to the Challenger investigation, the physicist and Nobel Laureate Richard Feynman loved to shoot down what he called “lousy ideas.” Today, the world is awash in lousy ideas — so maybe it’s time to get some more Feynman in our…
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Space and science-related puns & jokes no. 47
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more space and science-related puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! __________________________________________________________________ Why don’t aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny. __________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and we can In the meantime, take…
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“For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled.” (This is a year of Feynman – week 15 of 52)
– Richard P. Feynman (11 May 1918 – 15 Feb 1988) From the Manhattan Project to the Challenger investigation, the physicist and Nobel Laureate Richard Feynman loved to shoot down what he called “lousy ideas.” Today, the world is awash in lousy ideas — so maybe it’s time to get some more Feynman in our…
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Space and science-related puns & jokes no. 46
Everyone loves a pune (or pun) or a joke. Here follows more space and science-related puns/jokes – enjoy or groan or meh. More to follow! __________________________________________________________________ Why do aliens always spill their tea? Because of their flying saucers. __________________________________________________________________ PS: I love coffee. BuyMeACoffee, leave a message with a date and time and we can In…